the three silly girls goth...a story for bellwitch

[magentagirl]

once upon a time, there were three girls who were dying to go to a new fetish club across the overpass. however, under this overpass there lived a troll, waiting to encounter unsuspecting girls. he enticed them with offers of friendship, then explained to them that in order to let them get to the fetish club, they had to be 'fuck buddies.'
despite the troll, the three girls just HAD to go to this club, since they were sure that was where the cute boys were lurking.
switch-hitter goth girl was the first to make the attempt. the troll crawled out of his lair, and told her, 'i would be able to get you on the guest list for that fetish club, but you'd have to be my fuck buddy.'
the switch-hitter shrank back in horror. 'not just friends?'
'i don't need any more platonic friends right now,' he replied.
the poor goth girl, who'd never even contemplated being friends with a troll, much less sleeping with one, cringed. 'oh, well, i already have a boyfriend,' she lied. 'how about i introduce you to one of my friends? maybe you could get both of us in.'
'well, okay,' the troll said skeptically. 'is she cute?'
'oh, very!' the goth girl reassured him. 'i'll have her get in touch with you.'
'well, okay.' the troll slithered back under the overpass.
the very next day, switch-hitter goth girl went to her friend's house and explained the situation. the friend, submissive slut girl, considered what switch-hitter goth girl told her. 'he's really that awful?'
'he was wearing KHAKIS!' switch-hitter goth girl cried. 'i've never slept with a boy who didn't wear leather or vinyl!'
'well, i don't know if he's as awful as you say,' submissive slut girl decided. 'maybe i could just give him a blow job or something.'
'oh, thank you, submissive slut girl! when we go to the club, you can have first dibs on the cute dominant boys!'
'whatever,' said slut girl.
so, submissive slut girl called the troll and set up a date. she made sure to look super cute.
she met the troll at his slimy pit under the overpass. he answered the door wearing sweatpants. 'pardon me, might i rest my head on your breasts?' he said by way of introduction.
submissive slut girl paled. 'ummm....you know, i think you are too much man for me. but i have a friend who would be perfect for you.' she fled, and immediately called switch-hitter goth girl.
'this is a job for perpetually morbid girl!' switch-hitter exclaimed.
so the girls called perpetually morbid girl. 'you know there's not going to be anyone cool at the club, so why do you want to go?' perpetually morbid girl asked them.
'well, it might be different, you never know,' submissive slut girl argued.
'whatever. but i guess you might be right.' so perpetually morbid girl called the troll. they hung out once, and she mentioned the club to him.
'well, if you were a fuck buddy, and not a friend, i might be able to work something out,' he told her.
perpetually morbid girl smiled evilly. 'well, you assured me we could just be friends. so you, like all trolls (and boys) lie. and for that you must perish.' thus speaking, she pulled out her boline knife and slit the troll's throat from ear to ear. and after he was dead, she took her trusty bonesaw jack and cut off his head.
after the troll was gone, switch-hitter goth girl, submissive slut girl, and perpetually morbid girl had no trouble getting into the fetish club. and wonder of wonders, there were some cute boys there! 'hmmm....'thought perpetually morbid girl. 'perhaps i will not die alone after all.'
the end

okay, and now a couple of things about the story...i do not use 'slut' in a disparaging way, since i am probably most like submissive slut girl. and, the troll is based on a real person. and, the quote, 'pardon me, might i rest my head on your breasts?' was actually spoken to me by a different troll...so i figure that's how trolls talk.